Curse

fiery · Aug 09, 2006, 03:12 AM // 03:12

*Creeps towards the jukebox....*

Bane of Worlds · Aug 09, 2006, 04:10 AM // 04:10

*eats chili*
*watching as flaming rats come near me*
*takes out a shotgun*
*shoots rats*
*apologizes to Opeth and hands him one grand in damages*
*sips whiskey*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 09, 2006, 04:16 AM // 04:16

*Shoots Eve's apology out of the air and continues killing rats*
*Sips beer*

Bane of Worlds · Aug 09, 2006, 04:28 AM // 04:28

*sips beer*
*buys super hero custume*
*burns rats alive*
*drinks beer*

Mera Regila · Aug 09, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51

*fires an AK-47 assault rifle at Paul's face*
*continues to fire until all 100 clips are empty*

Opeth11 · Aug 09, 2006, 05:06 AM // 05:06

*holds grudge against Paul for shooting me and my rats*
*spends the one grand that was handed to me by Eve on drinks for everyone except paul*
*pulls Fiery away from the jukebox*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 09, 2006, 05:12 AM // 05:12

*Laughs as the 100 clips from the AK-47 become intimidated by me and run away*
*Sips beer*
*Shoots Opeth's grudge against me*

Opeth11 · Aug 09, 2006, 05:13 AM // 05:13

You can't shoot a grudge =/

Paul Mahdi · Aug 09, 2006, 05:17 AM // 05:17

Sure I can

Look, I'll do it again.
*Shoots Opeth's grudge again*
*Sips beer*

Opeth11 · Aug 09, 2006, 05:19 AM // 05:19

*turns into The Hulk*

ME ANGREEN!
*tosses Paul out*
*stays green*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 09, 2006, 05:22 AM // 05:22

*Walks into bar*
*Transforms into a guy with a rocket launcher*
*Sips beer*

Opeth11 · Aug 09, 2006, 05:24 AM // 05:24

*takes your rocket launcher*
*puts you into the depths of New Jersey*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 09, 2006, 05:28 AM // 05:28

"NOOOOO!!!!! Why would you do something like that?"
*Transports to the bar, rips off Opeth's arm, and beats him to death with it*
*Sips beer*

Opeth11 · Aug 09, 2006, 05:55 AM // 05:55

*grows a new arm because the gamma rays that have changed my body make me special*
*takes Paul out of New Jersey and puts him into the garbage pits of TORONTO!*

Bane of Worlds · Aug 09, 2006, 01:13 PM // 13:13

*unleashes Nemesis from RE3 to kill random people*
*sips beer as the pile of bodies increase*
*sips more beer*
*gives Opeth another grand for his expenses*

Retribution X · Aug 09, 2006, 01:13 PM // 13:13

*Gives everyone Paraskavedekatriaphobia*
*laughs*

Bane of Worlds · Aug 09, 2006, 01:35 PM // 13:35

but it's not friday yet nor it will be the 13th this month....
*laughs*
*sips beer*
*grabs bartender's wife by mistake*
*sips beer*

Retribution X · Aug 09, 2006, 01:41 PM // 13:41

"But there will be a friday the 13 in october."

Bane of Worlds · Aug 09, 2006, 01:45 PM // 13:45

*laughs as everyone starts to panic*
*sips alcohol*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 09, 2006, 06:24 PM // 18:24

*Takes a wooden sword out and beats Nemesis from RE3 to death with it*
*Sips beer*